A police cruiser idles on an Oahu backroad, and the officer who just pulled over a pickup truck is about to learn what happens when you lay hands on Dragona Joestar. Jodio Joestar, fifteen years old and cold as an air-conditioned morgue, steps out of the vehicle while his brother is still being groped. He does not shout. He summons November Rain — a Stand that drops destruction like a localized monsoon — and the cruiser's dashboard melts before the cop can radio for backup. Dragona, bleeding dignity and fury, presses Smooth Operators against his own face and rearranges his features like putty. The brothers drive off with a trunk full of product and not a single bullet fired in their direction. This is not a crime spree. This is a Tuesday .

Their world is a Hawaii stitched together from heatstroke, designer bikinis, and a social mechanism Jodio intends to climb until he stands at the very top. Their principal, Meryl May Qi, launders money out of a Kalihi boutique and assigns heists like homework. When a Japanese tourist lands on the Big Island carrying a six-million-dollar blue diamond, Meryl hands the crew their biggest score yet . But the mansion they break into belongs to Rohan Kishibe — manga artist, Stand user, and the last person on Earth who should ever be treated as a mark . Inside his vault, cradled next to the diamond, sits something far more dangerous: a lava rock that draws valuable objects toward its owner like a magnet pulling iron through a labyrinth of circumstance . Rohan, intrigued by the teenagers who almost outplayed him, lets them keep it — along with a prophecy that Jodio will one day become filthy rich . What he does not mention is how many corpses will pile up between here and there. The HOWLER corporation wants the rock. The Rock Men want the rock. And somewhere on the slopes of Hualalai, a missing brother named Mauka is waiting at the bottom of a lava tube for someone to finally come looking .

Also known as: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 9: The JOJOLands, ザ・ジョジョランズ, Za JoJoranzu.